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Friendship quotes:

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A good friend can finish your sentences... A best friend will do the same,but make it sound 10 times dirtier

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A good friend can finish your sentences… A best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

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There is nothing better than a friend, Unless it is friend with chocolate ~ LINDA GRAYSON

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Friendship A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in a foul  – Ambrose Bierce

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An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body  – Jim Hayes

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“Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.”

Friendship is so weird... you just pick a human you've met and you're like

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Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yep, I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.

friends come and go,like the waves of the ocean... but the true ones stay,like an octopus on your face.

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friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean… but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

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“Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.”

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ONLY THOSE WHO  CARE ABOUT YOU CAN HEAR YOU WHEN YOU’RE QUIET.

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“Some people only get called by their nicknames.Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name.”

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A GOOD FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE. BUT A BEST FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE A DEAD BODY. – Jim Hayes

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WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG I CAN’T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF USS IS THE BAD INFLUENCE.

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IT’S HARD TO FIND A FRIEND WHO’S CUTE, LOVING, GENEROUS, SEXY, CARING, AND SMART.

MY ADVICE TO Y’ALL IS, DON’T LOSE ME.

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Who needs friends? I have the internet!

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“A TRUE FRIEND STABS YOU IN THE FRONT. “

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“A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.”

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“If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.”

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Tis’ the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.  – Charles Lamb

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“If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap.”

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WE’LL BE FRIENDS TILL WE’RE OLD AND SENILE… THEN WE’LL BE NEW FRIENDS!

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“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”

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Friends never let you down – at least not without a rope – Melanie White

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“Some people only get called by their nicknames  Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name.”

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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DISCOVERY TRUE FRIENDS MAKE IS THAT THEY CAN GROW SEPARATELY WITHOUT GROWING APART.

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That akward moment when your cell phone going off full volume at a funeral. Even more akward if your ringtone is “I will survive”.

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Best friends are the people that were going to be twins, but God decided that no mother could handle them…..

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“When your best friend reveals all your secrets in front of your mom”

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate – Charles Dickens

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The Best Time Make Friends Is Before You Need Them.

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“You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!”

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I DID A PUSH-UP TODAY. WELL , ACTUALLY I FELL DOWN. BUT  I HAD TO USE MY ARMS TO GET BACK UP SO…YOU KNOW, CLOSE ENOUGH. I NEED SOME CHOCOLATE.

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And that’s a wrap on another day where I acted like I knew what I was doing…..

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Finding friends with the same mental disorder priceless!

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GOOD FRIENDS DON’T LET YOU DO STUPID THINGS… ALONE.

You laugh.I laugh.

You cry.I cry.

You jump off a really tall cliff.I yell. “DO A FLIP”

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying “boy was that fun”.  The Maugles

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“Associate yourself with people of good quality, for it is better to be alone than in bad company.”

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Friends ask why you’re crying… best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.

The people you can make weird faces to and they will know exactly what you’re thinking.

Never let your best friends get lonely…keep disturbing them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us.we would put IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL.

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We fight we argue we get mad at each other. But we have each others back till the end.

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