Best Funny Quarantine Quotes
1.The best thing you can do during the quarantine period is to wake up every morning and go back to sleep again.
2. Some people during quarantine be like: don’t talk to me till I have my coffee and after that still don’t talk to me because I am going to sleep.
3. Quarantine is basically a dream come true for all those working people who always wanted to work from home.
4. If you can’t handle me during the quarantine period, you don’t deserve to be with me when I will be eating cheese pizza after quarantine.
5. Sometimes, the best thing in life comes unexpectedly like quarantine with no work.
6. There are two types of people in the world: People who love quarantine and people who are forced to love quarantine.
7. Quarantine is temporary. Stepping outside during quarantine can leads to death which is permanent.
8.The best way to describe quarantine period: outward smiles and inward screams.
9. When I will have kids, I will tell them how we survived a nasty quarantine period.
10. If there is someone who is genuinely happy because of quarantine, It’s Netflix organization
11. first time in the history, we can save the world merely by laying our lazy asses on the couch and watching T.V
13. Currently, homeschooling is going not so well. Kids are tearing books and parents are banging their heads on the wall.
14.Many of the parents now wondering how the hell their kids manage to get past from 1st grade.
15. Not sure if I miss you, or if I miss insulting you.
16. I never thought I‘d say this… but I‘m sick of Netflix.
17. My dogs are the only thing getting me through social distancing.
18. Spirit first, technique second.
19. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
20. I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
21. Do you always wanted to be a superhero? Yes, you can be a superhero in the world merely by staying at home. Enjoy quarantine time!
22. The best way to describe quarantine period: outward smiles and inward screams.
23. A huge shout out to all the parents who are successfully managing to work from home despite of their annoying kids’ scrams and squabbles throughout the day.
24. Quarantine is basically a dream come true for all those working people who always wanted to work from home.
25. Every day of quarantine is a fine opportunity to fuck up things all over again and not worrying about it. Because there is no one to watch your mess.
26. Quarantine is temporary. Stepping outside during quarantine can leads to death which is permanent.
27. Nobody gives a shit about what good things you are doing in your quarantine period. Because like others, you are also doing nothing.
28. Quarantine has turned every goddamn person into a unicorn. Difficult to find.
29. Please don’t talk to me if you are not paying for my food while I am on quarantine.
30. The quarantine period is nothing less than a heaven for introverts. No people, no awkward conversation, alone blissful time.